So close to being Ninja Dignity, you don't even know. Reeds, and their flexible natures simplified the important life change I'm about to present...ninjas wouldn't have to use boring concepts like life change, they own the flow. Reeds, not intimidated though.
If a ninja ran out of moves and came upon the waters parted by Jesus Himself, would the ninja say "fill that back up bitch, I've got something to prove, just give me a sec while I remind myself what it is."
...or, would the ninja have a flashback to the time his mother lovingly tossed him into a trash receptacle so he could fulfill his "I'm better than carelessly non-recycled scraps of conspiracy-cover-up newspaper" destiny?
Well, let's be frank here. The ninja would rest first, and wonder what he ate for breakfast...the only possible reason ninja's strength would be lacking. Then, the ninja obviously would choose a casual stride as he moseyed between the waters, and then he'd trip.
Ninja would NOT want to repeat history or confuse society with yet another common miracle story that has been writ. Incredible at improvising, ninja would be the first non-Jesus impersonator (trust me, they exist) to invoke laughter in the loins of all the nearby reeds.
Jesus would be amazed. Parting waters and being amazed are something Jesus is capable of, well wait. Oh no, that's right. He's a man and so he CAN be amazed, it's God who's above all that. Then, after being convinced by the reeds, Jesus gives ninja ONE MORE MOVE...
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