This weekend I viewed The Girlfriend Experience, totally expecting something different. Won't say what, or how that's useful in relationship...because well, you know, I'm modest. And thrifty, which is why we rented it.
Ex-porn stars though, totally have the deepest character. You'd never suspect that, imagining them selling their soul non-stop and all. But I suppose, with all that action comes understanding, of yourself, men, and society in the end.
I'm not so open-minded a thinker as to yet embrace that it's good for our culture to parade the many lifestyle possiblilities before our growing-more-untraditional-by-the-day masses. But having leapt over the fence by force (my only saving grace)...I'd have to agree with the overly-cultured elitists who find enjoyment even in horror films,
(can't even watch them)...
you do learn some things interesting. Probably much like the overly-confident expectation made by Fox News enthusiasts, that averagely smart people can sort through the difference. Which I'd prove untrue in an instant, had I more time. Maybe at home on my laptop.
Conclusion without even having written yet, overly-cultured elitists are smarter than average. Or at least, overly-privileged to experience more, by some random psychological experiment supplied by the government, that causes all that rape to happen.
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Monday, October 26, 2009
May be the wrong company
But totally the right vision. Building ladders to the top, where everybody can arrive there. God knows we've been infused with what's "important" to America, and once creation is everybody's liberty, then...
oh, fill in the blank. No more God! Do you get it? I totally do.
oh, fill in the blank. No more God! Do you get it? I totally do.
A buncha co-dependents if you ask me and my best friend
Who currently exists only in my imagination, and in my panic attacks. I never have to go through those alone, which is exciting. At the mall though, I was too busy feeling slightly sympathetic for all the Ashtons and ex-boyfriends of Jennifer Aniston.
To be unable to walk out loud in public, because everyone seems to need to know you, without actually doing the work. Inner work, that results in respectful relating, how it works in MY biz. Which also exists only in my mind, where I always play mother.
Yes, I encourage the youths of today to be their best selves, to marry rich and correctly (stumbled across that idea somehow)...and frankly, to lead the world. A bunch of lazy-asses fill the earth, in case none of you have noticed. Yet, add a little beat and measure, and suddenly,...
a God damn miracle, a coalition of devoted. Can't trust religion for everything, sometimes you must master just culture. And in conclusion, since I totally forgot what I was saying (too busy fantasizing about the grown up John Mayer).
Oh yeah, a bunch of co-dependents who can't even walk around in public. Sounds less like a wonderful life, than a job that sucks in the rejects. I've known a few.
To be unable to walk out loud in public, because everyone seems to need to know you, without actually doing the work. Inner work, that results in respectful relating, how it works in MY biz. Which also exists only in my mind, where I always play mother.
Yes, I encourage the youths of today to be their best selves, to marry rich and correctly (stumbled across that idea somehow)...and frankly, to lead the world. A bunch of lazy-asses fill the earth, in case none of you have noticed. Yet, add a little beat and measure, and suddenly,...
a God damn miracle, a coalition of devoted. Can't trust religion for everything, sometimes you must master just culture. And in conclusion, since I totally forgot what I was saying (too busy fantasizing about the grown up John Mayer).
Oh yeah, a bunch of co-dependents who can't even walk around in public. Sounds less like a wonderful life, than a job that sucks in the rejects. I've known a few.
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Meghan McCain for Republican power player
It's all I can think of. Besides what bitches those non-movie-reviewing Momversation elitists still are, and racist. Uma wouldn't want her gadget associated with them anyway, I just know these things as true. Always tend to be, and you?
What do you currently know to be true? That it's entirely newsworthy to describe insurance companies as cartels, to banish Fox news, and also...what was that one thing I was going to enlist the girls to solve on our Target fashion cruise?
Hmm, let me think. Out loud of course, much louder than Dooce. Who does read by the way, and still loves Disney and fine paper, I'm sure. Let's see...no, it was not Dana's inane idea about prostituting herself in Africa. Nor Asha, um who?
Twasn't anything Lisa Belkin said lately at the Motherlode. Ever since her whole "I left my child in the backseat of my car on a hot day to die" expose, I've been avoiding her. Still haunting me though. Not the Steven Weber, who's still annoying everyone at HuffPo.
At least I THINK he is, lemme check...oh dear God. And no. Simpson's fanatic who's gay? Gabe, my original inspiration and who I'll forever be indebted to? Gone missing. Goddamnit blogspot and everything un-related to Momversation forever!
Of everything I'm missing, in the whole of my life, it's free access to blogspot colors, anytime I wish. That palette of all those shades of orange and blue, limited, but freedom has no price.
Someday it will be TRUE.
What do you currently know to be true? That it's entirely newsworthy to describe insurance companies as cartels, to banish Fox news, and also...what was that one thing I was going to enlist the girls to solve on our Target fashion cruise?
Hmm, let me think. Out loud of course, much louder than Dooce. Who does read by the way, and still loves Disney and fine paper, I'm sure. Let's see...no, it was not Dana's inane idea about prostituting herself in Africa. Nor Asha, um who?
Twasn't anything Lisa Belkin said lately at the Motherlode. Ever since her whole "I left my child in the backseat of my car on a hot day to die" expose, I've been avoiding her. Still haunting me though. Not the Steven Weber, who's still annoying everyone at HuffPo.
At least I THINK he is, lemme check...oh dear God. And no. Simpson's fanatic who's gay? Gabe, my original inspiration and who I'll forever be indebted to? Gone missing. Goddamnit blogspot and everything un-related to Momversation forever!
Of everything I'm missing, in the whole of my life, it's free access to blogspot colors, anytime I wish. That palette of all those shades of orange and blue, limited, but freedom has no price.
Someday it will be TRUE.
Sunday, October 4, 2009
Poor Kanye
He lost his mother, and held Beyonce up on a pedestal, can you believe the man? Seeing grace and power in a beautiful, talented woman, and wanting the whole world to know that. Oops! For shame, for shame, dumb Kanye West. Betrayal feels good, don't it? By your very own generation, no less.
It's half your fault though, those stupid songs you and your homies write about "running the town" as if you could when you're black. You actually can't. I mean, perhaps Ne Ne could do it with the help of that white Housewife chick who actually builds actual bridges between blind white people and blacks. THEN, it might be possible.
But of course, you'd have to ask Cameron. You see Kanye, you're not going to get anywhere in life with one chance. And it seems David Letterman took it from ya, I told ya we're fast.
It's half your fault though, those stupid songs you and your homies write about "running the town" as if you could when you're black. You actually can't. I mean, perhaps Ne Ne could do it with the help of that white Housewife chick who actually builds actual bridges between blind white people and blacks. THEN, it might be possible.
But of course, you'd have to ask Cameron. You see Kanye, you're not going to get anywhere in life with one chance. And it seems David Letterman took it from ya, I told ya we're fast.
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