The perfect sun

There will be no more perfect sun than the one that shined upon us today. So tomorrow, a less-than-perfect sun will be had. It's just how it works in a universe designed by me, according to MY divine plan.



Who do I think I am, one might ask, deciding for everybody which sun is perfect. Besides, it's the exact same sun each and every single day, isn't it? To tell you the truth, I'm so glad you asked.



There are 365 days of new sun every year, just as sure as Mars is right behind Earth. It just is what it is, with my will there's a way. Any more questions? Didn't think so, okay.